Maths?!?

Let’s talk about equations.

Yes, Mathematics has never been my forte nor is there any remote possibility that it will be in the near future. Problem is, I find it inappropriate to discuss anything in any other form. So I’ve reduced the problem to two variables with a generous four equations. (Hint: solve the problems simultaneously, I swear no calculus involved at all). Why did I choose equations? Because anything else would make the whole episode sound incestuous.

1) X = Male + Female
Subject to staying in the same room for more than 20minutes.

2) Y = Kissing
Subject to unrestrained tongue action.

3) X = Y

4) X + Y is an infinite arithmetic progression.

My Mathematics is rubbish. I’ve just proved it.